No Joshin'

I'm not writing another word about Josh Hamilton.

I'm sick of all the speculation as to what MLB team Hamilton will take his talents too and how much money he will be paid to do so.

Forget it.

If you want Josh Hamilton speculation, you may as well find yourself another lazily-written baseball blog.

I'm tired of the articles pontificating on why, for example, Hamilton is not a great fit for the Orioles and the pros and cons of him joining the Phillies. (As a Nationals fan, I have tons of reasons Hamilton should not go to Philadelphia. Dude, could Phillies be more obnoxious?)

And who ever thought the free agent outfielder would consider playing in Seattle?

As for my two cents, I've been thinking all along Hamilton will sign with the Red Sox... but maybe not. But he will sign with the Red Sox. That's my prediction, and I'm awesome at predictions.

Anyway, who cares about Hamilton? From now on, my fingers will not again touch my laptop keyboard in the order of J-O-S-H—H-A-M-I-L-T-O-N.